Susan: k i’m working on the about page
for TPN
since people are reading it now
what should i say??
i wish we had a super hilarious picture of us
forcing food into our SO’s mouths
Ross: oooo
yeah we will need pictures
my mom sent me an email which i couldn’t tell if it was a joke or not
she was like “i thought you were smart but really The People’s Nature is Smart”
Susan: haha whoa
if that were a joke it would be a super mean joke
Ross: she said “hahaha!” after it
Susan: IAL
is she on pain meds?
Ross: no not that i know of
Susan: i imagined that laugh to be like a really intense HA! HA! HA!
i might just copy this IM and paste it into the about page
Ross: hahah DO IT
did you know that writ is actually the past participle of write
“Oh by the way, I thought you were so smart, but I see The Peoples Nature is the really smart one. Ha Ha!!! “
Susan: i can’t think of anything that says “we are not experts, we are stumbling through this blindly, bc YOU TOO ARE BEING KEPT FROM A HEALTHY LIFE DUE TO THE TYRANNY OF THE BOURGEOISIE” etc etc
Ross: wait what is wrong with that
Susan: i’m not sure i even believe it!!
Ross: you don’t believe in the TotB?
Susan: i’m just trying to not die of cancer
while simultaneously not going broke
Ross: yeah i was worried about my tofu post
because like, what do i know?
Susan: and not having to go somewhere special to buy agave nectar
Ross: yeah screw agave nectar
Susan: screw it
Ross: i hear it is magical though
like no carbs or something?
no gluten
Susan: shut up
Ross: haha
THE BOURGEOISIE
Susan: I CAN”T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUBLISH
Ross: there is a huge button
“publish”
iti s on the right
in the black box
Susan: it just says save
so i save it
Ross: oh because it is already published
Susan: is it there, can you see it?
Ross: yes
you literally did post it
this convo